What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why are so many US conservatives in this day and age still against racial mixing? They won't say it in public, but they are still against the mixing between Blacks and whites? Why?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Sure no problem officer.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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